A Lion’s Favourite Fruit

Me: Hey, want to hear a joke?

Son: Okay, what is it?

Me: What’s a lion’s favourite fruit?

Son: Hmmm. People?

I couldn’t stop laughing, because of his immediate, excellent response and also because of the dawning realisation that he is closer to the truth than the joke’s true punchline; ‘st-ROAR-berry’.

‘People’ is much better.