This is from my Girl.
Daughter: I will put my hands in my pocket today Daddy so if it rains my head will get wet but not my hands.
Me: Okay, fair enough. You don’t mind your head getting wet?
Me: Can you fit your head in your pocket as well? Like an Ostrich hiding from the rain under its wing?
Daughter: An Ostrich MUST hide its head under its wing Daddy; it has no umbrella.
Me: Oh look! A bird. I wonder what he’s thinking about.
Son: Will it rain today Daddy? I think that is what that bird is thinking about.
I commentate on things we see animals doing throughout the day, sometimes taking a few liberties with what I think they’re up to. He remembers EXACTLY what I said and often reminds me of it later, by which time I have forgotten EVERYTHING we did that day so I don’t have a clue as to what he’s talking about. That famous father & son bond…